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Forget the things that you've been told before - it has been shown they are no longer true.
Come all ye who will dare to struggle and digest this radical new point of view.
There is a brand new theory scientists say will make all previous knowledge obsolete.
The theory's backed by unrefutable equations, comprehensive and complete.
All these years like fools we've been compliant chumps, obeying all of nature's laws.
Trash the classical ideas of time and space; behold effects that have no cause.
Through trial-and-error we grope and search accumulating wisdom, knowledge, power and might.
Then we'll grow younger than our own descendants traveling backwards at the speed of light.
Sentient beings from space inferior to us outnumber us by a thousand score.
Though our creator loves all creatures great and small the great creator loves them more.
In space there are black holes with gravity so great that God himself cannot escape.
The universe is full of deadly booby-traps consuming worlds without a trace.
Don't you think that's just the way that things are going to be around here from now on.
Accept the theory that is universally accepted but beloved by none.
Still some stragglers do contest the theory, say "It's just too ugly to be true."
Truth is beauty thus all beauty is the truth and both of them are always new.
The layman nor the expert can pretend to grasp the nature of our current plight.
No one really understands the theory but the mathematics work out right.
Not everybody loves the latest theory though it's virtues oft have been extolled.
All the world believes the latest theory now but someday soon it will be old.
All the world believes the latest theory now but someday soon it will be old.
Send "The Latest Theory" Ringtone to your Cell
Forget the things that you've been told before - it has been shown they are no longer true.
Come all ye who will dare to struggle and digest this radical new point of view.
There is a brand new theory scientists say will make all previous knowledge obsolete.
The theory's backed by unrefutable equations, comprehensive and complete.
All these years like fools we've been compliant chumps, obeying all of nature's laws.
Trash the classical ideas of time and space; behold effects that have no cause.
Through trial-and-error we grope and search accumulating wisdom, knowledge, power and might.
Then we'll grow younger than our own descendants traveling backwards at the speed of light.
Sentient beings from space inferior to us outnumber us by a thousand score.
Though our creator loves all creatures great and small the great creator loves them more.
In space there are black holes with gravity so great that God himself cannot escape.
The universe is full of deadly booby-traps consuming worlds without a trace.
Don't you think that's just the way that things are going to be around here from now on.
Accept the theory that is universally accepted but beloved by none.
Still some stragglers do contest the theory, say "It's just too ugly to be true."
Truth is beauty thus all beauty is the truth and both of them are always new.
The layman nor the expert can pretend to grasp the nature of our current plight.
No one really understands the theory but the mathematics work out right.
Not everybody loves the latest theory though it's virtues oft have been extolled.
All the world believes the latest theory now but someday soon it will be old.
All the world believes the latest theory now but someday soon it will be old.
Send "The Latest Theory" Ringtone to your Cell