Your beard is a beard of lies
It's an ugly man's disguise
You look like that band "The Band"
Who incidentally I can't stand
Why the beardx2
Stubble is bullshit too
You are not male model
Put a razor to your face
Then use aftershave bottle
Why the beardx2
Pubic hair should be on balls
Not attached to your chin
Unless it is my balls
Attached to your chin
It's an ugly man's disguise
You look like that band "The Band"
Who incidentally I can't stand
Why the beardx2
Stubble is bullshit too
You are not male model
Put a razor to your face
Then use aftershave bottle
Why the beardx2
Pubic hair should be on balls
Not attached to your chin
Unless it is my balls
Attached to your chin