Bunchofuckingoofs

I am a dog that you may know
I lead the pack wherever I go
My rent is paid, my bowl is full
My coat was free, I don't wear wool
I piss on trees and cruise around
All bitches in heat will be found
My turf begins the same place it ends
And if you feed me I'll be your friend
You should pat my head when I insist
Cos I'll bite your hand if you resist
Don't step on me, your life's at stake
Cos the ankle I bite is the one that I break
Male dogs just make me mad
To see them dead it makes me glad
I kill dobes and I kill pits
I leave their throats with gapping slits
I lick my balls whenever I can
I find desert in garbage cans
I've got my corner the butcher store
I beg for bones, I always score
Pulling robberies is my favorite game
To buy a patty wouldn't be the same
So don't dangle your food in front of my face
Cos I'll take it off you and eat it at my place
I look like a baby with puppy dog eyes
Don't let it fool you, it's just my disguise
Ya, I look like a baby with puppy dog eyes
Don't let it fool you, it's just my disguise