(INTO: The Beatles deicde to make fun of Chiefy, their arch enemy, by insulting him with a song they made up called "He's So Heavy." Chiefy hears that they "dedicated" the song to him, so he attacks them by pushing them off the stage and out of sight. Afterwards, he decides to make his own original song that explains why he hates the Beatles and what he does about it. Meanwhile, Max, Chiefy's servant, is having some technical difficulties with the machine providing the accompanimet for Chiefy's new song, so Chiefy deicides that he'll complain to Max about the song being too slow as part of the chorus. This is "The Chiefy Blues":)
(CHIEF:)
V1: They're all wrong! I'm not fat!
I'm super skinny, and that's that!
I'm mean and I'm lean like a figthing machine!
I adore blue as you have seen!
CHORUS: I'm the Blue Meanie, as you all know!
Now speed up the song! It's going too slow!
(The following part in parentheses is spoken in dialogue.)
(C: MAX!
MAX: What, your Blueness?
C: The song is going too slow! Speed it up!
M: Well, I can't! The machine won't let me!
C: Then try something!
M: Okay.)
(CHIEFY:)
V2: Now I hate the Beatles, 'cause they're too nice!
I really, really, really want to freeze them in ice!
Now as you all know, I'm filled with GREED!
I really don't like people who think they're in need!
CHORUS: I'm the Blue Meanie, as you all know!
Now SPEED UP THE SONG! It's going too slow!
(C: MAX!
M: What, your Blueness?
C: The song isn't going any faster!
M: But I tried everything I could!
C: Well, try HARDER this time!
M: Okay.)
(CHEIFY:)
V3: Now I hate the Beatles, 'cause they're too tame!
By doing so, I've given them special names, like
Bowl Cut (Paul), and Big Nose (Ringo), and Ladylocks (George), too,
And then, there's Lover Boy (John). They all smell like POO!
CHORUS: I'm the Blue Meanie, as you all know!
NOW SPEED UP THE SONG, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! IT'S GOING TOO SLOW!
(C: MAX!
M: What, your Blueness?
C: THE SONG ISN'T GOING ANY FASTER LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD!
M: [sofly] Well, there is one other solution...
C: DO IT NOW!)
(Max leaves. Later on, Chiefy hears an accompaniment that sounds like it's coming from the machine, yet this time it is EXTREMELY fast and peppy, and it doesn't sound anything like the blues accompaniment from earlier. Seeing that this is what Max's "solution" was, Chiefy becomes furious at Max.)
(C: AAAAH! WHAT IS THIS?! THIS IS AWFUL! MAX, YOU ARE INSANE IN THE BRAIN! TURN THAT THING OFF RIGHT NOW! I MEAN IT, MAX! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!)
(The music is turned off. Chiefy is calmed down. All is well, but the Beatles are still out of sight.)
(END)
Blues/Rock
(CHIEF:)
V1: They're all wrong! I'm not fat!
I'm super skinny, and that's that!
I'm mean and I'm lean like a figthing machine!
I adore blue as you have seen!
CHORUS: I'm the Blue Meanie, as you all know!
Now speed up the song! It's going too slow!
(The following part in parentheses is spoken in dialogue.)
(C: MAX!
MAX: What, your Blueness?
C: The song is going too slow! Speed it up!
M: Well, I can't! The machine won't let me!
C: Then try something!
M: Okay.)
(CHIEFY:)
V2: Now I hate the Beatles, 'cause they're too nice!
I really, really, really want to freeze them in ice!
Now as you all know, I'm filled with GREED!
I really don't like people who think they're in need!
CHORUS: I'm the Blue Meanie, as you all know!
Now SPEED UP THE SONG! It's going too slow!
(C: MAX!
M: What, your Blueness?
C: The song isn't going any faster!
M: But I tried everything I could!
C: Well, try HARDER this time!
M: Okay.)
(CHEIFY:)
V3: Now I hate the Beatles, 'cause they're too tame!
By doing so, I've given them special names, like
Bowl Cut (Paul), and Big Nose (Ringo), and Ladylocks (George), too,
And then, there's Lover Boy (John). They all smell like POO!
CHORUS: I'm the Blue Meanie, as you all know!
NOW SPEED UP THE SONG, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! IT'S GOING TOO SLOW!
(C: MAX!
M: What, your Blueness?
C: THE SONG ISN'T GOING ANY FASTER LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD!
M: [sofly] Well, there is one other solution...
C: DO IT NOW!)
(Max leaves. Later on, Chiefy hears an accompaniment that sounds like it's coming from the machine, yet this time it is EXTREMELY fast and peppy, and it doesn't sound anything like the blues accompaniment from earlier. Seeing that this is what Max's "solution" was, Chiefy becomes furious at Max.)
(C: AAAAH! WHAT IS THIS?! THIS IS AWFUL! MAX, YOU ARE INSANE IN THE BRAIN! TURN THAT THING OFF RIGHT NOW! I MEAN IT, MAX! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!)
(The music is turned off. Chiefy is calmed down. All is well, but the Beatles are still out of sight.)
(END)
Blues/Rock