Over dinner the cardinal spoke
I could hardly catch my breath
When it came from the cabinet
Just an April fools joke
I was surprised, just like the rest
Lots of things your mother never told you
Now you know the reasons why
Lots of things your mother never told you
Now you know the real reasons why
Over dinner the cardinal spoke
I could hardly catch my breath
When it came from the cabinet
Just an April fools joke
I was surprised, just like the rest
Lots of things your mother never told you
Now you know the reasons why
Lots of things your mother never told you
Now you know the real reasons why
They fall some distance out to sea
And as the waves gradually bring them closer
Hides their families
Animals are not birds and with great tenderness
One reached my feet and cried
I could hardly catch my breath
When it came from the cabinet
Just an April fools joke
I was surprised, just like the rest
Lots of things your mother never told you
Now you know the reasons why
Lots of things your mother never told you
Now you know the real reasons why
Over dinner the cardinal spoke
I could hardly catch my breath
When it came from the cabinet
Just an April fools joke
I was surprised, just like the rest
Lots of things your mother never told you
Now you know the reasons why
Lots of things your mother never told you
Now you know the real reasons why
They fall some distance out to sea
And as the waves gradually bring them closer
Hides their families
Animals are not birds and with great tenderness
One reached my feet and cried