Deep Purple

^Gm Mary Long is a h ^Bb/G ypocrite
She d ^C/G oes all the things that she tells us not to ^Gm do
^Gm Selling filth from a corner sh ^Bb/G op
And kni ^C/G tting patterns to the high street qu ^Gm eue
^Gm She paints roses, even ^Bb/G makes them smell good
And t ^C/G hen she draws titties on the khazy w ^Gm all
^Gm Drowns kittens just to ^Bb/G get a thrill
^C/G And writes sermons in the ^Gm Sun-day Chronicle
CHORUS:
^Eb How did you l ^Bb ose your virginity, M ^F a- ^C ry L ^Gm ong ?
^Bb When will you l ^F ose your stupidity, M ^C7 ary Long ?
VERSE-2:
Mary told Johnny not to write such trash
Said it was a waste of public money
She made a fuss, they made apologies
But everybody thought the show was funny
When the nation knew you'd had children
It came as such a surprise
We really didn't know you'd had it in you
How you did it we can only surmise
CHORUS:
How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ?
When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ?
VERSE-3
Mary Long, you're not alone
But you're a long way behind our times
What we do in full frontal view
Is more honest than your clean-up mind
What I'm saying, Mary Long is
When you can spare a minute
Go find your friend the porny Lord
Dig your self a hole and jump in it
CHORUS:
How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ?
When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ?