Fat Ugly Crappy Kids

Dream

1.
When I was just a little a child
I was small and very wild
Then I grew up went to school
Everyone thought that I was cool
After that my uncle Bob
Gave me my first great job
Where I did many things
And stole for myself few onion rings

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It is only a nice dream
but you never know
like a calm slow stream
and then comes the big bad fall

2.
Then one day I met you
And I got some kind of flu
After that when I saw your face
You told me "I've got AIDS"
I didn't know that life is such a bitch
But it seemed that I was rich
The night you were lying
And now we are dying

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3.
Out to shop I slowly went
When I smelled this weird scent
Some big guy tried to steal my money
He was dumb, but very funny
So I told him "Listen son"
And he took out a big shotgun
Through my head a bullet goes
And my life ends with two loud blows

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4.
Then I woke up very scared
Feeling that I wet my bed
It was only stupid dream, I was glad
I felt very sick and very bad
Then the next day at the race
My girlfrined told me
My girlfriend told me
"Honey, I have AIDS"

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