I'll t Dm ell you a story that happened to me
One d C ay as I went down to Yawl by the sea
The s Dm un it was bright and the d F ay it was w C arm,
Says Dm I, "a quiet p C int wouldn't d Dm o me n C o h Dm arm"
I went in to the barman, and says "give me a stout"
Says the barman, "I'm sorry, all the beer is sold out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten years in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I've heard that it's good."
(Chorus:)
Oh n Dm ever, oh never, oh never again
If I l C ive to a hundred or a hundred and ten
'Cause I f Dm ell to the ground and I c F ouldn't get C up
After dr Dm inking a p C int of the J Dm ohnny J C ump Dm Up
Gaelic Storm
