Bust my Am back on the Levy - broke my strings on the BBC
Dm Found my chops on Eel Pie Island - C paid my dues at E7 the G Marquee
Slagged Am off by the N.M.E. - lost my Dm stash and my virginity
In this Dm Cockamamie E7 Busin Am ess
Got my Am face on Ed Sullivan - broke my heart on the Soul Train
Intro Dm duced to Bad Company - lost c C ells down at Brain E7 Drain G
And be Am fore I could mend - lost the Dm missus, missed the girlfriend
In this Dm Cockamamie E7 Busi Am ness
Now we l Am ike to air condition - though the air has no ozone ring
Dm Still they're chopping down t C he forest for McDonalds and the Burger
E7 King G
Eating Am cows with such persistance - doesn't Dm offer much resistance
To this Dm Cockamamie E7 Busin Am ess
There are Am too many things - stressing out the nervous system
Dm Girls you used to know - f C ellas that may have kissed' E7 em G
Some got Am rabies - Some got fleas - some got Dm incurable diseases
>From this Dm Cockamamie E7 Bus Am iness
Am Everybody's after as many points as they can get
As long as it's not Dm them that has to pay
No one C really minds the E7 Debt G
5-Star Am actors, tax inspectors, film Dm producers and directors
With their Dm Cockamamie E7 Busi Am ness
Well you d Am o what you can - can't do much more than that
(No you can't do what he just said)
Some Dm days you're pretty sharp - on o C ther days you feel E7 half dea G d
(While you make your daily bread)
Didn't Am want to be a star - wanted Dm just to play guitar
In this Dm Cockamamie E7 Busi Am ness
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