E Well I'm upper-upper class high so C ciety,
E Gods' gift to ballroom not C eriety,
E And my ballrooms always filled the ev C ent is never small,
D The social pages say I've got the bi B ggest balls of all.
(chorus)
E I've got big balls, C#m I've got big balls,
E They're such big balls, C#m they're dirty big balls,
E And he's got big balls, C#m and she's got big balls,
But C we've C got C the D biggest, A balls ofF them a B ll,
(verse 2)
E And my ballrooms always bouncing, C and my ballrooms always full,
E And everybody comes and comes agai C n,
E If your name is one the guest list, C no one can take you higher,
D Everybody says I've got B great balls of fire,
(chorus)
E I've got big balls, C#m I've got big balls,
E They're such big balls, C#m they're dirty big balls,
E And he's got big balls, C#m and she's got big balls,
But C we've C got C the D biggest, A balls ofF them a B ll,
(verse 3)
E Some balls are held for charity, C/E and some for fancy dress,
E But when they're held for pleasure, C/E they're the balls that I like best,
E My balls are always bouncing, C/E from the left and to the right,
D/F# It's my belief that my big balls should B be held every night,
(chorus)
E I've got big balls, C#m I've got big balls,
E They're such big balls, C#m they're dirty big balls,
E And he's got big balls, C#m and she's got big balls,
But C we've C got C the D biggest, A balls ofF them a B ll,
Hayseed Dixie
