Jack Black

Verse 1
N.C. C D
When you notice my biceps,
With the eyes of a dove,
With the breath of a lion,
I will sing you my song.
Verse 2
N.C. C D
Forget about Hector,
His mustache is like a girl,
I could rupture his intestine,
With the flexion of my thigh.
Chorus 1
N.C. C D
My love is like the nectar,
From a fruit which is forbidden,
And in my heart is hidden,
The message of my love.
Verse 3
N.C. C D
When you perchance to see my haunches,
Like a stallion they are tight,
With the breath of a chicken,
Dark intruders take their flight.
Chorus 2
N.C. C D
My love it will protect you,
Like a vest of bulletproof-ness,
In the wind I am a warrior,
In your arms I am a child.
Verse 4 (Spoken--listen to song for
timing--same chords as other verses)
I see you at night you are so delicate
no one will touch you while I am watching.
Chorus 1
N.C. C D
My love is like the nectar,
From a fruit which is forbidden,
And in my heart is hidden,
The message of my love.
Outro (Spoken--same chords as verse)
When I see you my thighs quiver like a
girl but I need you to know that I am
strong like a stallion I will take you
on a ride through the desert on my back.