G Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk C
G At our Christmas party C
G We were drinkin' champagne p Em unch
And home C made eggnog D
G Little sister brought her new boyfrien C d
G He was a Mexic C an
G We didn't know what to think of him Em
Til he sang C Feliz Navidad D
Feliz Navi G dad
G Brother Ken brought his kids with him C
G The three from his first wife C Lynn
G And the two identic Em al twins
>From his first w C ife MaryNell D
G Of course he brought his new wife Kaye C
G Who talks all about A C A
G Chain smokin' while the ster Em eo plays
C Noel, Noel, T D he first Noel G
Chorus:
D Carve the tukey turn the ball game on
C Mix margaritas when the eggnogs gone
D Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
C We need some ice and a extension cord
D A can of been dip and some Diet Rite
C A box of pampers and some Marlboro Lights
G Hallelujah everybody say Em cheese
C Merry Christmas from the family D G
Verse 2:
G Fred and Rita drove from Harling C9 en
G I can't remember how I'm ki C9 n to them
G But when they tried to plug Em their motorhome in
C They blew our Christmas lights D
G Cousin David knew just what went wrong C9
G So we waited out on our front C9 lawn
G He threw the breaker and the Em lights came on
And we sang Silent Nig C ht
Oh Silent Nigh D t
Oh holy night G
D Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
C Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
D Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
C We need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow
D A bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite
C A box of Midol and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family
Feliz Navidad.
Another Great Tab By: Buford T. Santana
Montgomery Gentry
