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1.
I never win first place
I don't support the team
I can't take direction
and my socks are never clean

Teachers dated me
My parents hated me
I was always in a fight
cause I can't do nothing right

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Every day I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person staring back at me
I'm a hazard to myself

Chorus:
Don't let me get me, I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself, So irritating
Don't want to be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
I wanna be somebody else, yeah

2.
LA told me
"You'll be a pop star,
All you have to change
is everything you are."

Tired of being compared
to damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty,
that just ain't me

So doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe me something
A day in the life of someone else?
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself

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