Screeching Weasel

It's the most technologically advanced
Sound reproduction known to man
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At least in the commercially viable sense
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That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc
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Every subtle nuance of a tune is made available to you
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That thing you're listening to is a high-tech dream come true
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Technically it works with laser beams yet you can learn to use it easily
Throw your scratched, dusty records in the trash
It's time to move out of the past
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In the profit analysis sense
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That thing you're listening to is called a waste of time
An inferior and overpriced product of an underactive mind
That thing you're listening to is a multi-flawed industry scam
Devoid of any thought or heart at all
It's the antithesis of rock and roll
But no one cares that a record sounds better
Cause you just can't buy them so it just doesn't matter at all
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And that's common sense
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(Solo w/ rhythm guitar chords)
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