Screeching Weasel

^E It's the most technologically advanced
Sound ^F# reproduction ^D known to man
A E (w/ slides up from D#)
At least in the commercially viable sense
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That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc
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Every subtle nuance of a tune is made available to you
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That thing you're listening to is a high-tech dream come true
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Technically it works with laser beams yet you can learn to use it easily
^E Throw your scratched, dusty records in the ^F# trash
It's time to ^D move out of the ^A past
E (w/ slides up from D#)
In the profit analysis sense
(Solo)
^A That thing you're listening to is called a waste of time
An inferior and ^D overpriced product of an under ^A active mind
^A That thing you're listening to is a multi-flawed industry scam
Devoid of any thought or ^D heart at all
It's the antithesis of ^A rock and roll
^E But no one cares that a record sounds better
Cause you ^F# just can't buy them so it ^D just doesn't matter at ^A all
E (w/ slides up from D#)
And that's common sense
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(Solo w/ rhythm guitar chords)
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