Screeching Weasel

^Notes
* All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X
* All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X
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^{"Bey Assbole"}
Hey asshole your teeth are stained brown from all the shit you talk
Hey asshole what about all the fat little teenage boys you fuck
Hey asshole aside from dealing coke and LSD what have you done
Dick
^{E / B / D / A} x4
Hey ^B asshole do you feel all warm inside
Lording it ^D over a bunch of ^F# kids
You're no ^B upright citizen you pig,
A tenth grade boy's ^D mouth around your ^F# dick
Hey ^B asshole aside from writing pretentious boring
^D Tunes what have you ^F# did
Hack
^{E / B / D / A} x4
^{B / G / D / A / D / E} x4
Motherfucker!
Hey ^B asshole on the internet a couple dozen ^D mongoloids at your ^F# tit
Hey ^B asshole I think your heart done be in ^D flated with horse ^F# shit
Yeah ^B shit dude, you fucking dirty old man
You fucking ^D tourist, you wrinkled old ^F# twit
Fuck you
^{E / B / D / A} x4
^{B / G / D / A / D / E} x4
Hey ^B asshole, everybody knows you're the Michael ^D Jackson of punk ^F# rock
^B Asshole
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