Screeching Weasel

["Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus"
^{A / E / D} x4
^Verse :
^A Jeannie's having ^D problems with her ^A ova ^E ries
She's got ^A trouble ^D with her ^E tubes
If you ^A go past her va ^D gina and her ^A cervix you will ^E find
A com ^A pletely ^D empty ^E room
^Cborus :
Cause ^A Jeannie's got a ^G problem with her uterus
Her uterus is ^D useless
^A Jeannie's got a ^G problem with her uterus
Her uterus is ^D useless
^Verse :
Her physician injected fluids in her private parts
But she just won't believe
That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble
Will cause her to conceive
^{Repeat Cborus
A} Jeannie isn't ^D ovu ^E lating, ^A Jeannie isn't ^D ovu ^E lating
^A Jeannie isn't ^D ovu ^E lating ^A now ^{E D}
No ^A simple yeast or bladder in ^E fection could compare
To the ^G pain that Jeannie's ^D going through this ^A year
Her husband's sperm was studied and ^E swiftly passed the test
Now ^G Jeannie's ope ^D ration must co ^A mmence
E G A(12th)
Artificial insemination can't
E G A(12th)
Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs
^{A / E / D} x4
^Verse :
Jeannie isn't ovulating even though
She took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay
The gigantic doctor bills
^{Repeat Cborus twice
End on A}
Lead

...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test

Now Jeannie's operation must commence

Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't

Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah!