She's Em got that kind of look that defies Am gravity
She's the C greatest cook and she's fat D -free
She's Em been to private school and she speaks Am perfect French
She's got the C perfect friends
Oh isn't D she cool?
She Em practises Tai-Chi, she'd never Am lose her nerve
She's more than C you deserve
She's just D far better than me, hey hey
Chorus:
G So don't D bother I won't Am die of dec C eption
G Promise you will D never see me Am cry, don't feel C sorry
G And don't D bother, I'll be Am fine but she's C waiting
G The ring you gave to D her will lose its Am shine
So don't Cm bother, be unk Am ind.
G D Am C
Verse 2:
I'm Em sure she doesn't know who to touch you Am like I would
I beat her at C that one good, don't you D think so?
She's Em almost six feet tall, she must think Am I'm a flea
I'm really a C cat, you see and it's not D my last life at all
Chorus:
G So don't D bother I won't Am die of dec C eption
G Promise you will D never see me Am cry, don't feel C sorry
G And don't D bother, I'll be Am fine but she's C waiting
G The ring you gave to D her will lose its Am shine
So don't Cm bother, be unkind.
that's it! Have fun!
Mary from Germany.