Tenacious D

^D You don't always ^Bm have to fuck her hard, In
^Em Fact sometimes that's not ^A right ... to do.
^D Sometimes you gotta ^Bm make some love
^Em And fuckin give her some ^A smooches too
^Bm Sometimes you got to ^G squeeze
^Bm Sometimes you got to say ^G please
^D Sometimes you got to say ^A hey:
I'm gonna ^D fuck you .... ^Bm softly
^Em I'm gonna screw you ^A gently
I'm gonna ^D hump you.... ^Bm sweetly
I'm gonna ^Em ball you ... ^A discretely---
^Bm And then you say, ^G Hey I brought you flowers
^D And then you say, ^A Wait a minute sally!
^Bm I think I got ^G something in my teeth could you ^Em get it out for me?
^A That's fuckin' Teamwork!
^D What's your favorite po ^Bm sish?
^Em That's cool with me it's not my ^A favorite but I'll do it for ^D you
What's your favorite di ^Bm sh?
I'm not gonna ^Em cook it but I'll order it from ^A Zanzibar!
And ^Bm then I'm gonna love you com ^G pletely
And ^D then I'll fuckin' fuck you dis ^A cretely
And ^Bm then I'll fuckin bone you com ^G pletely
But ^Em then...
^{G A F C D}