Tom Waits

Don't go to church on Sunday, don't get down on my knees and pray
Don't memorise the books of the bible got my own special way
I know Jesus loves me, maybe just a little bit more
I get down on my knees every Sunday, at Zarelda Lee's candy store

Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, make me feel so good inside
Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, keep me satisfied

Don't want no Yabba Zabba, don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothin better suitable for this boy
Well its the only thing that makes me feel okay
Better than a cup of gold

See only a Chocolate Jesus, can satisfy my soul
When the weather gets rough and its whisky in the shade

Best to wrap your saviour up in cellophane
He floats like The Big Muddy, but that's okay
Pour him over icecream for a nice parfait ....
Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, good enough for me
Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, good enough for me
Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, make me feel so good inside
Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, keep me satisfied