Too Short

I go on and on
Cant understand how i last so long
I must have super powers
Rap 225,000 hours
Get a calculater
Do the math
I made 1000 songs
That made you move ya ass
And for the last 300 months
I made 16 albums wit me on the front
And they bump
Where you get yo beats?
I heard 93 rappers say bitch like me
2 singers and 10 comedians
and im still gon yell it everytime you see me in
whats my favorite word?
BITCH!!!!
why they gotta say it like $hort
BITCH!!!!
they noe they cant play on my court
cant hang wit the big dogs
stay on the porch


[Chorus]
Blow the whistle 4x

Where you get that from
grab da mic spit one
lemmie hit that blunt
PIMP C, 8-BALL, AND MJG
keep spittin that P 2 tha I-M-P
Bun-B thats texas baby
Ball and G thats memphis baby
$hort n wild thats OAKLAND baby
aint nuthin but pimpin these days G
my nigga C got locked up
but these real hoes still noe they gots to fuck
give a fuck nigga what you say
$hort dawg fuck wit UGK
do you really wanna b like me?
spit game like snoop and T.I.P.
pretty girls in the V.I.P.
they came wit DRE
they dont need I.D.

[Chorus]
Blow the whistle 4x

ya mind is gone
ya brain is glazed
ya been wide awake
for the last 3 days
poppin pills
it goes down for real
dont stop
just keep rollin downhill
crash and burn
cant stand fall back
you doin too much
you cant handle all that
man its been way too long
time to let the whole world play yo song
like me my shit gets around
leave the country come back and hit the TOWN
im in miami, new york, and ATL
houston and LA ask Dave Chappelle
bout my rich bitch he got her for me
and made 50 million dollars
im proud of you G
but im crazy you dont wanna b like me
i come from EAST OAKLAND where the youngstas get HYPHY
blowin

[Chorus]
Blow the whistle 4x
BIATCH

[Talking]
TOO $HORT, up all night baby album # 16 yall cant fuck wit that