Trace Adkins

(VERSE 1)
Hustlers shootin' 8-ball, throwin darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near ten feet tall, here she comes, Lord help us all
Ole T.W.'s girlfriends done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy it ain't his fault it's just so hard not to stare at that

(CHORUS)
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, Keepin' perfect rhythm make you wanna swing along
Got it goin' on like Donky Kong, And whoo-wee, shut my mouth, slap yo grandma
There outta be a law get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how she even get them britches on
With that Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

(VERSE 2)
Now honey you can't blame her for what her momma gave her
You ain't gotta hate her for workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two but we're hangin out til three
We hate to see her go but we love to watch her leave with that

(CHORUS)
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, Keepin' perfect rhythm make you wanna swing along
Got it goin' on like Donky Kong, And whoo-wee, shut my mouth, slap yo grandma
There outta be a law get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how she even get them britches on
With that Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
(SOLO)

8 bars
Turnaround 1
Turnaround 2 chromatic up to
(BRIDGE)
We don't care about the drinkin', barely listen to the band
But our hands they start to shakin' when she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy, you think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance, you can look but you can't touch that
(CHORUS)