Weird Al Yankovic

^G I man am Regal, a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
^C Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
^G No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
^C Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a ^D cat I saw? ^G
G Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
^C Rats live on no evil star
^G Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
^C Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby ^D doom a yam? ^G
G Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely tylenol
Not a banana baton
^C No "X" in Nixon
O, stone, be not so
^G O, Geronimo, no minor ego
^C "Naomi," I moan
A Toyota's a Toyota
A dog, a panic, in ^D a pagoda ^G
G Oh no, Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies--run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees, I won
^C UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
^G Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
^C God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, ^D I'm a lasagna hog ^G