Weird Al Yankovic

^{A Asus2 Asus4 Asus2 Em/A
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Did ^A you ever think when yo ^C u eat Chinese
It ^D ain't pork or chicken but ^A a fat Siamese
But the ^A food tastes great so you ^C don't complain
But t ^D hat's not chicken in your c ^A hicken chow mein
^G Seems to ^G/F# me I ordered sweet a ^G/E nd sour pork
^G/D But Garfi ^C eld's on my ^Em/B fork ^A
He's ^C purring here o ^Em/B n my for ^A k
Chorus:
There's ^A a cat in the kettle at the P ^G eking Moon
The ^C place that I eat every d ^D ay at noon
^A They can feed you cat and you'll ^G never ^C know
Once they ^Em/B wrap it ^A up in ^C dough boys
Wrap ^C it up ^Em/B crisp in d ^A ough
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Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he's dialing up his buddy at the old pet store
I said not today I lost my appetite
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight
I was sucking on a Rolaids and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew boys
And that is when I knew
Chorus2:
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I guess I gotta stop eatin' there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purring there on my fork
There's a hair ball on my fork
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