Weird Al Yankovic

^C Me-he-he- ^D hela ^G nie,
^Am What can the p ^D roblem be?
Sweet M ^C e-he-he- ^D he-helan ^G ie,
^C Why won't you go ^D out with ^G me?
^D She lived a ^C cross the street on the ^G fifteenth floor of the ^D Gilmore building.
^Am I saw her ^C in the shower ^G reaching for some ^D soap.
^D I knew she ^C had to be the ^G girl for me, and to ^D think I probably
^Am never would have ^C found her,
If I ^G hadn't bought that ^D telescope.
Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?
I just can't understand it.
Why won't you return my phone calls?
Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat?
If you'd just say the word, I'm certain that our love would last
forever and ever,
Or are you too dumb to realize that?
Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?
^Am How can you ignore me, when you ^D know that I can't live without you?
^Am I have to go through your garbage ^C just to learn more a ^D bout you.
Melanie,
Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?
You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead.
You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true.
I couldn't stand it, so I jumped out from the sixteenth story
window right above you.
Now I may be dead but I still love you.
Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?