Weird Al Yankovic

^{C F G Am F C G C
G} Well I heard that you're ^C leaving, ^G gonna leave me far ^C behind,
^E7 'Cause you found a brand new ^Am lover, you de ^D cided that I'm not your ^G kind.
^C So I pulled your name ^G out of my ^C RollOdex,
And I ^F tore all your pi ^G ctures in ^C two,
And I ^E7 burned down the malt shop where ^Am we used to go,
Just ^D because it reminds me of ^G you.....
^F That's right, you ^G ain't gonna see me ^C crying,
^F I'm glad that you ^G found somebody ^C new,
'Cause I'd ^F rather spend e ^G ternity eating ^Am shards of broken g ^F lass,
Than ^C spend one more ^G minute with ^C you.
^G I guess I may seem kinda ^C bitter,
You ^G got me feeling down in the ^C dumps,
'Cause I'm ^E7 stranded all alone in the ^Am gas station of love,
And I ^D have to use the self-service ^G pumps...
Oh,so ^F honey, let me ^G help you with that ^C suitcase
You ^F ain't gonna ^G break my heart in ^C two
'Cause I'd ^F rather get a ^G hundred-thousand ^C paper cuts on my ^F face,
Than ^C spend one more ^G minute with ^C you..
^Am I'd rather rip out my ^G intestines with a fork
^F Than watch you going o ^G ut with other m ^C en
^Am I'd rather slam my ^E7 fingers in a d ^Am oor,
^D Again, and again, and again, and again, and ^G again
(NO CHORD)
Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'
I'd ^F rather have my ^G blood sucked out by ^C leeches
Shove an ^F ice-pick under a ^G toe nail or ^C two
I'd ^F rather clean all the ^G bathrooms
In Grand Central ^Am Station, with my t ^F ongue..
Than ^C spend one more ^G minute with ^C you
Yes, I'd rather jump ^G naked on a ^G huge pile of ^C thumbtacks
Or stick my ^F nostrils to ^G gether with Krazy- ^C Glue
I'd ^F rather dive into a ^G swimming pool filled with
^Am Double-edged razor b ^F lades
Than ^C spend one more ^G minute with ^Am you
I'd rather ^F rip my heart right out of my ^G ribcage with my bare hands
And then t ^C hrow it on the floor and stomp on it ti ^F ll I die....
Than ^C spend one more ^G minute with ^C you.....