Weird Al Yankovic

Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't
Almond Joy's got nuts
Mounds don't

Almond Joy's got rich milk chocolate
Coconut and a crunchy nut, too
Mounds got deep dark chocolate
Chewey coconut ooh


Sometimes you feel like a nut
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Sometimes you don't
Oooh oooh
Almond Joy's got nuts
Mounds don't

Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts
Peter Paul Mounds don't

Because...

Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't