Em They see me mowin'
Bm(or Am)
My front lawn
Am I know they're all thinking
D I'm so White N' nerdy
E Think I'm just too D whit Dsus4 e n' n D erdy
E Think I'm just too D whit Dsus4 e n' n D erdy
E Can't you see I'm w D hite Dsus4 n' ne D rdy
E Look at me I'm w D hit Dsus4 e n' n D erdy!
Em I wanna roll with-
Bm(or Am)
The gangsters
Am But so far they all think
D I'm too white n' nerdy
E Think I'm just too w D hite Dsus4 n' ne D rdy
E Think I'm just too w D hite Dsus4 n' ne D rdy
Em I'm just too F#m white n' nerdy
E Really, really w D hit Dsus4 e n' n D erdy
(Rap no chords)
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on
Em Bm(or Am)
They see me roll on, my Segway!
Am I know in my heart they think I'm
D white n' nerdy!
E Think I'm just too w D hite Dsus4 n' ne D rdy
E Think I'm just too w D hite Dsus4 n' ne D rdy
E Can't you see I'm w D hit Dsus4 e n' n D erdy
E Look at me I'm w D hite Dsus4 n' ne D rdy
Em I'd like to roll with-
Bm(or Am)
The gangsters
Am Although it's apparent I'm too
D White n' nerdy
E Think I'm just too wh D ite Dsus4 n' ne D rdy
Em I'm just too F#m white n' nerdy
E How'd I get so wh D ite Dsus4 n' ne D rdy?
(Rap no chords)
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
Am I'm nerdy in the extreme and w Em hiter than sour creme
Em I was in AV club and Glee club and Am even the D chess team!
E Only question I ever thought was hard
Am Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
D I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!
Em They see me strollin'
Bm(or Am)
They laughin'
Am And rollin' their eyes 'cause
D I'm so white n' nerdy
E Just because I'm w D hit Dsus4 e n' n D erdy
E Just because I'm w D hit Dsus4 e n' n D erdy
E All because I'm w D hite Dsus4 n' ne D rdy
E Holy cow I'm wh D it Dsus4 e n' n D erdy
Em I wanna bowl with-
Bm(or Am)
the gangsters
Am but oh well it's obvious I'm
D white n' nerdy
E Think I'm just too w D hit Dsus4 e n' n D erdy
E Think I'm just too w D hit Dsus4 e n' n D erdy
E I'm just too w F#m hite n' nerdy
E Look at me I'm w D hit Dsus4 e n' n D erdy!
This is one of my first few tabs so feel free to post constructive critism and corrections.
Weird Al Yankovic
