Alan Jackson

^E OK I FORGOT ABOUT THE TRASH
I DIDN'T TRIM THE LONG HAIRS ON MY MUSTACHE
I ^A DID BUY YOU A RING
I BELIEVE IT WAS BACK IN ^E 93
ALRIGHT I ADMIT, I FORGOT OUR ANNIVERSARY
I DID PICK UP THE BABY, THIS MORNIN' AT THE NURSERY
THAT AIN'T NO B ^B7 IG THING, BUT IT'S A GOLD STAR FOR ^E ME
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^A YOU GET TIRED AND DISGUSTED WITH ME
^E BUT I CAN'T BE JUST WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE
I S ^A TILL LOVE YA AND I TRY REAL HARD
I SW ^B7 EAR ONE DAY YOU'LL HAVE A BRAND NEW CAR
I EV ^A EN ASK THE LORD TO TRY TO HELP ME
HE L ^E OOKED DOWN FROM HEAVEN SAID TO TELL YOU PLEASE
JUST BE P ^B7 ATIENT, I'M A WORK IN PRO ^E GRESS
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^E I'M SORRY I GOT MAD A WAITIN' IN THE TRUCK
IT SEEMED LIKE HOURS YOU GETTIN' ALL DRESSED UP
JUST T ^A O GO TO SHONEY'S, ON A WEDNESDAY N ^E IGHT
I READ THAT BOOK YOU GAVE ME 'BOUT MARS AND VENUS
I TH ^A INK IT'S SINKIN' IN BUT I PROBABLY NEED TO RE-READ IT
BUT I'M ST ^B7 ARTIN' TO SEE NOW, WHAT YOU BEEN SAYIN' IS RI ^E GHT
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INSTRUMENTAL BREAK:A - E
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^E I KNOW YOU MEANT WELL WHEN YOU BOUGHT ME THOSE CLOGS
BUT MY HEALS GET HOT DOWN BY THE MUFFLER ON MY HOG
I'M S ^A URE THEY'RE STYLISH, BUT I'LL TAKE MY B ^E OOTS
AND I'VE TRIED TO DO THAT HEALTH THING
LIKE YOU WANT ME TO DO
BUT THAT L ^A OW FAT, NO FAT'S GETTIN' HARD TO CHEW
AND I ^E LOVE YOUR COOKIN' HONEY
BUT SOM ^B7 ETIMES I NEED SOME REAL F ^E OOD
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TAG: AH HONEY JUST BE PA ^B7 TIENT NOW, I'M A WORK IN PR ^E OGRESS