Carly Simon

You co ^C7 me on strong telling everyone
About your latest role
How you sa ^F7 ved the movie, stole the show
So you've been told
And if you ha ^C7 ve no time for all your offers
You'll see that I get called
And if you h ^F7 ave no time for all your men
You'll see that I get balled
Well I do ^G7 n't expect humility
But w ^F7 hat about some good old
Dishonest mo ^C7 desty
You s ^C7 ay that you can understudy
All the other parts
That you can wr ^F7 ite a song that will make us cry
And touches all our hearts
And y ^C7 ou can House and Garden
Vogue and Glamour, Mademoiselle
Well, I ^F7 know you can Bitch and Screw
And Penthouse just as well
No I don' ^G7 t expect humility
But w ^F7 hat about some good old
Dishonest mo ^C7 desty
^C7 You try to be unique
But somehow something's wrong
Your flo ^F7 wer childish vision of life
Cannot last too long
You're ^C7 over thirty and underweight
Though you call yourself petite
^F7 And you hang around with all the clowns
Who think they're so elite
Well I do ^G7 n't expect humility
But w ^F7 hat about some good old
Dishonest mo ^C7 desty
No I don' ^G7 t expect humility
But w ^F7 hat about some good old
Dishonest mo ^C7 desty