CM7 So many presents. D9 So little time.
Verse:
CM7 Santa won?t be E9 coming by my F9 house this ye D9 ar,
(NC) CM7 E9 F9 D9
Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.
O Mo CM7 mma made it E9 perfectly clear F9 ,
Santa D9 don?t like bad boys. CM7 E9 D9
(NC)
Especially Jewish ones!
Verse 2:
CM7 Ginopconop(lol?) and E9 Lego blocks are F9 what I desire D9 .
So CM7 why did I have to E9 set the pizza guys F9 hair on fir D9 e?
I t CM7 old him I was E9 sorry?. I?m a l F9 iar so D9 no toys for me. Cm7 E9 D9
(NC)
I don?t? deserve them!
Bridge:
I CM7 couldn?t wait for a Big wheel as the Dsus holidays neared,
But Em then I told Dsus/A Grandma that she Csus/G had a beard.
(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords)
Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can?t I be good-
It?s a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life when I met
someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close
to them. Something inside me makes me want to screw it up.
So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is?. because I love you.
Verse 3:
CM7 Rockum Sockum E9 Robots is F9 what I was hoping D9 for,
And CM7 then I made a E9 death threat to V F9 ice-President G D9 ore.
Oh CM7 Santa won?t be E9 knocking on my F9 door
He?s a D9 big fat whore CM7 E9 D9
(NC)
What made me say that?
Verse 4:
CM7 Shoots and ladders would be so Dsus good indeed,
So Em why did I have to Dsus/A sell that cop a Csus/D bag of weed.
So Sa CM7 nta please give me my Dsus easy bake oven,
I Em swear I thought Dsus/A Billy goats were Csus/G made for lovin?
So CM7 Santa won?t you E9 accept my F9 apology D9 ,
S CM7 anta can?t you E9 see I?m F9 Begging you plea D9 se,
Oh CM7 Santa next E9 year I?ll do you F9 right?.
Live from D9 New York it?s Saturday CM7 Night?
Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings
are under the chords.
NC=No chord
CM7: x35453
x13241
D9: x54555
x21333
E9: x76777
x21333
F9: x87888
x21333
Dsus: x57755
x13411
Eminor: x79987
x13241
Dsus/A: 557755
Csus/G: 113411 335533
113411
I tried to copy what he was doing on TV...i think its right :-)
WORDMAN2000
Adam Sandler
