IM SITTIN IN MY CHAIR WATCHIN THE TV
IT'S NOT EVEN ON BUT THERE'S PLENTY FOR ME TO SEE
I JUST LIT SOME CRAZY ASS SHIT THAT MY FRIEND OVER NIGHT MAILED TO ME
CHORUS
IM FUCKING WASTED
IT'S THE BEST SHIT I EVER TASTED
I THINK THEY FUCKIN LACED IT
CAUSE IM SO DAMN LAMBASTED OH
VERSE 2
WELL MY FRIEND CAME OVER SO I PACKED HIM A PIPE
I TOLD HIM HE BETTER GO EASY WITH THIS SHIT BUT HE DIDN'T BELIEVE THE HYPE
HE SPARKED THREE BOWLS JUST TO SHOW HE COULD TAKE IT
TWO MINUTES LATER HE WAS PLAYING BACK GAMMON NAKED
CHORUS
HE FUCKIN WASTED
IT'S THE BEST SHIT HE EVER TASTED
HE'S LOST AND FUCKIN SPACEDED
CAUSE HE'S SO WICKED WICKED WASTED
BRIDGE
OH SPENT THE LAST TWO HOURS HIDIN UNDER MY BED
CAUSE I LOOKED IN THE GARBAGE CAN AND I THINK I SAW MY UNCLE LOUIE'S HEAD
IM FUCKIN WASTED
VERSE 3
WELL MY FRIEND BLEW A HIT INTO MY PET BIRD'S FACE
HE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AND STARTED TO MOONWALK ALL OVER THE PLACE
HE TRIPPED OVER THE TOASTER WIRE AND FELL ON HIS BEAK
HE LOOKED AT THE TWO OF US AND HE STARTED TO SPEAK
CHORUS (YELL THIS CHORUS)
IM FUCKIN WASTED
IT'S THE BEST I EVER TASTED
MY BRAIN'S BEEN ERASEDED
WOW IM FUCKIN FRIED
VERSE 4
NOW IM SITTIN IN THE BATHTUB WANTING SOMETHING TO EAT
"I WANTED A PIZZA" THE BIRD SAID AH PEPPERONI WOULD BE SWEET
DELIVERY GUY SHOWED UP FOUR HOURS LATER HANDED ME HIS SHOE
I SAID "WE ORDERED PIZZA BUDDY, WHAT THE HELLS UP WITH YOU?"
CHORUS
IM FUCKIN WASTED
IT'S THE BEST SHIT I EVER TASTED
OH FUCKIN SHIT
OUTRO
IM WAY TOO BAKED OH NO
THIS IS A VERY EASY SONG TO LEARN. YOU MIGHT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE RECORD-"WHAT
THE HELL HAPPEND TO ME?" TRACK #18 TO GET IT DOWN REALLY WELL.
JOHN
IT'S NOT EVEN ON BUT THERE'S PLENTY FOR ME TO SEE
I JUST LIT SOME CRAZY ASS SHIT THAT MY FRIEND OVER NIGHT MAILED TO ME
CHORUS
IM FUCKING WASTED
IT'S THE BEST SHIT I EVER TASTED
I THINK THEY FUCKIN LACED IT
CAUSE IM SO DAMN LAMBASTED OH
VERSE 2
WELL MY FRIEND CAME OVER SO I PACKED HIM A PIPE
I TOLD HIM HE BETTER GO EASY WITH THIS SHIT BUT HE DIDN'T BELIEVE THE HYPE
HE SPARKED THREE BOWLS JUST TO SHOW HE COULD TAKE IT
TWO MINUTES LATER HE WAS PLAYING BACK GAMMON NAKED
CHORUS
HE FUCKIN WASTED
IT'S THE BEST SHIT HE EVER TASTED
HE'S LOST AND FUCKIN SPACEDED
CAUSE HE'S SO WICKED WICKED WASTED
BRIDGE
OH SPENT THE LAST TWO HOURS HIDIN UNDER MY BED
CAUSE I LOOKED IN THE GARBAGE CAN AND I THINK I SAW MY UNCLE LOUIE'S HEAD
IM FUCKIN WASTED
VERSE 3
WELL MY FRIEND BLEW A HIT INTO MY PET BIRD'S FACE
HE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AND STARTED TO MOONWALK ALL OVER THE PLACE
HE TRIPPED OVER THE TOASTER WIRE AND FELL ON HIS BEAK
HE LOOKED AT THE TWO OF US AND HE STARTED TO SPEAK
CHORUS (YELL THIS CHORUS)
IM FUCKIN WASTED
IT'S THE BEST I EVER TASTED
MY BRAIN'S BEEN ERASEDED
WOW IM FUCKIN FRIED
VERSE 4
NOW IM SITTIN IN THE BATHTUB WANTING SOMETHING TO EAT
"I WANTED A PIZZA" THE BIRD SAID AH PEPPERONI WOULD BE SWEET
DELIVERY GUY SHOWED UP FOUR HOURS LATER HANDED ME HIS SHOE
I SAID "WE ORDERED PIZZA BUDDY, WHAT THE HELLS UP WITH YOU?"
CHORUS
IM FUCKIN WASTED
IT'S THE BEST SHIT I EVER TASTED
OH FUCKIN SHIT
OUTRO
IM WAY TOO BAKED OH NO
THIS IS A VERY EASY SONG TO LEARN. YOU MIGHT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE RECORD-"WHAT
THE HELL HAPPEND TO ME?" TRACK #18 TO GET IT DOWN REALLY WELL.
JOHN