G IM SITTIN IN MY CHAIR Em WATCHIN THE TV G
G IT'S NOT EVEN ON BUT THERE'S PLENTY FOR Em ME TO SEE
C I JUST LIT SOME D CRAZY ASS SHIT THAT MY C FRIEND OVER NIGHT MAILED TO D ME
CHORUS
IM FUCKING G WASTED C D
IT'S THE BEST SHIT I EVER G TASTED C D
I THINK THEY FUCKIN G LACED IT C D
CAUSE IM SO DAMN G LAMBASTED C D OH
VERSE 2
G WELL MY FRIEND CAME OVER SO I Em PACKED HIM A PIPE
G I TOLD HIM HE BETTER GO EASY WITH THIS SHIT BUT HE Em DIDN'T BELIEVE THE HYPE
C HE SPARKED THREE BOWLS JUST TO D SHOW HE COULD TAKE IT
C TWO MINUTES LATER HE WAS PLAYING D BACK GAMMON NAKED
CHORUS
HE FUCKIN G WASTED C D
IT'S THE BEST SHIT HE EVER G TASTED C D
HE'S LOST AND FUCKIN G SPACEDED C D
CAUSE HE'S SO WICKED WICKED G WASTED C D
BRIDGE
OH C SPENT THE LAST TWO HOURS D HIDIN UNDER MY BED
CAUSE I C LOOKED IN THE GARBAGE CAN AND I THINK I SAW MY D UNCLE LOUIE'S HEAD
IM FUCKIN G WASTED
VERSE 3
G WELL MY FRIEND BLEW A HIT INTO MY Em PET BIRD'S FACE
G HE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AND STARTED TO Em MOONWALK ALL OVER THE PLACE
C HE TRIPPED OVER THE TOASTER WIRE AND D FELL ON HIS BEAK
C HE LOOKED AT THE TWO OF US AND HE D STARTED TO SPEAK
CHORUS (YELL THIS CHORUS)
IM FUCKIN G WASTED C D
IT'S THE BEST I EVER G TASTED C D
MY BRAIN'S BEEN E G RASEDED C D
WOW IM FUCKIN G FRIED C D
VERSE 4
NOW IM G SITTIN IN THE BATHTUB Em WANTING SOMETHING TO EAT
G "I WANTED A PIZZA" THE BIRD SAID AH Em PEPPERONI WOULD BE SWEET
C DELIVERY GUY SHOWED UP FOUR HOURS LATER D HANDED ME HIS SHOE
C I SAID "WE ORDERED PIZZA BUDDY, WHAT THE D HELLS UP WITH YOU?"
CHORUS
IM FUCKIN G WASTED C D
IT'S THE BEST SHIT I EVER G TASTED C D
OH FUCKIN G SHIT C D
OUTRO
IM WAY TOO G BAKED OH NO
THIS IS A VERY EASY SONG TO LEARN. YOU MIGHT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE RECORD-"WHAT
THE HELL HAPPEND TO ME?" TRACK #18 TO GET IT DOWN REALLY WELL.
JOHN
Adam Sandler
