Adam Sandler

^A Put on your ^E yalmulka, ^D here comes ^E Hanukkah
It¹s ^A so much ^E fun-akkah to ^D celebrate ^E Hanukkah,
^A Hanukkah ^E is the ^D Festival of ^E Lights,
^A Instead of one day of ^E presents, we have ^Bm eight ^D crazy ^E nights.
^A When you feel like the only ^E kid in town with ^D out a Xmas ^E tree,
^A Here¹s a list of ^E people who are Jewish, ^D just like you and ^E me:
^A David Lee ^E Roth ^D lights the me ^E norrah,
^A So do James ^E Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the ^D late Dinah ^E Shore-ah
^A Guess who eats to ^E gether at the ^D Karnickey ^E Deli,
^A Bowzer from ^E Sha-na-na, and ^D Arthur Fonzer ^E relli.
pause for giggle
^A Paul Newman¹s half ^E Jewish; ^D Goldie Hawn¹s half ^E too,
^A Put them to ^E gether--what a ^D fine lookin¹ ^E Jew! ^{Esus E
D} You don¹t need ³Deck the Halls² or ³Jingle Bell Rock²
^E Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish! ^Esus
A Put on your ^E yalmulka, it¹s ^D time for ^E Hanukkah,
The ^A owner of the Seattle Super ^E sonic-ahs ^D celebrates ^E Hanukkah.
^A O.J. ^E Simpson-- ^D not a ^E Jew!
But ^A guess who ^E is...Hall of ^D Famer--Rod ^E Carew--(he converted!) ^Bm
A We got Ann ^E Landers and her ^D sister Dear Ab ^E by,
^A Harrison Ford¹s a ^E quarter Jewish-- ^D not too ^E shabby!
^A Some people ^E think that ^D Ebeneezer ^E Scrooge is,
Well, he¹s ^A not, but ^E guess who is: ^D All three ^E stooges. ^{Esus E
D} So many Jews are in show biz--
^E Tom Cruise isn¹t, ^tacit but I heard his agent is. ^Esus
A Tell your friend Ver ^E onica, it¹s ^D time you celebrate ^E Hanukkah
I ^A hope I get a har ^E monica, on this ^D lovely, lovely ^E Hanukkah.
So ^A drink your gin-and- ^E tonic-ah, and ^D smoke your mara ^E juanic-ah,
If you ^A really, really ^E wanna-kah, Have a ^D happy, happy, ^E happy, happy
^A Hanukkah.