AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics
ST = Special T's lyrics
(three crests and a dollar = ten bucks)
AG:
Spittin' on the mic yo it doesn't get you paid,
but if you play your cards right you bound to get laid
ST:
I didn't have enough for a fancy suit
so I thought hey I should be a prostitute
Hey man once we're done with the show,
I'll be bangin' more trannies than Duece Bigalow
My business started small on the other side of town,
sellin' knowledge of the fine art of getting' down
AG:
The girls came daily, by the dozens,
ST:
I think last Tuesday I fucked your cousins
Yeah they both screamed my name, at the same damn time,
‘cause they were enticed by kick ass rhymes
They asked what they owed me and I was like 'Holla' (HOLLA)
Ladies for you it's 3 Crests and a Dollar.
CHORUS:
Special T - 3 Crests and a Dollar
If You want me- 3 Crests and a Dollar
Come and see, for 3 Crests and a Dollar
Man, I Gotta Pee,
3 Crests and a Dollar
ST:
After awhile had to give up my gig,
time to stop munchin' carpet, time to do somethin' big
I became a monk yep a man of the cloth,
but my Karma Sutra stylings pissed the other brothers off
AG:
‘Cause pretty soon he started fuckin' ‘round with some nuns,
showed those penguin assed bitches how to have some fun
ST:
I can't help it if I stink of sex appeal,
but I won't complain if she wants to cop a feel
AG:
So he left the monastery, went back to pimpin'
when it comes to sex, Special T aint skimpin' cause
ST:
It's God's work I do but I don't wear a collar
I'll tap that ass for 3 Crests and a Dollar
(chorus)
ST:
So now my ass is rich and famous,
AG:
excluding the bondage it's been pretty painless
ST:
I deal in classy exotic girls,
AG:
Special T loves ladies all across the world
ST:
Even got a girlie out in Bangladesh
she really likes it when I stick my tongue up her dress
AG:
But he Still has time for the local flavour,
ST:
give me a cherry condom baby and I'll be your life saver.
The other day I got a call from mama hola
AG:
Our little girl Dawna, so hard to control her.
We were wondering, how much to make her Holler?
ST:
"Same as usual, 3 Crests and a Dollar."
(Dawna Holla, Three Crests and a Dolla)
AG:
Now Special T may have crooked fuckin legs
It's still enough to make your girl sit straight up and beg
ST:
‘Cause you know I only aim to please
all she has to do is give it a little squeeze
But you gotta have my money before I'll come around,
My ass ain't cheap- Sex is expensive in this town
AG:
So remember ladies if you want this baller
you best hook him up with 3 Crests Plus a Dollar!
(CHORUS)
ST = Special T's lyrics
(three crests and a dollar = ten bucks)
AG:
Spittin' on the mic yo it doesn't get you paid,
but if you play your cards right you bound to get laid
ST:
I didn't have enough for a fancy suit
so I thought hey I should be a prostitute
Hey man once we're done with the show,
I'll be bangin' more trannies than Duece Bigalow
My business started small on the other side of town,
sellin' knowledge of the fine art of getting' down
AG:
The girls came daily, by the dozens,
ST:
I think last Tuesday I fucked your cousins
Yeah they both screamed my name, at the same damn time,
‘cause they were enticed by kick ass rhymes
They asked what they owed me and I was like 'Holla' (HOLLA)
Ladies for you it's 3 Crests and a Dollar.
CHORUS:
Special T - 3 Crests and a Dollar
If You want me- 3 Crests and a Dollar
Come and see, for 3 Crests and a Dollar
Man, I Gotta Pee,
3 Crests and a Dollar
ST:
After awhile had to give up my gig,
time to stop munchin' carpet, time to do somethin' big
I became a monk yep a man of the cloth,
but my Karma Sutra stylings pissed the other brothers off
AG:
‘Cause pretty soon he started fuckin' ‘round with some nuns,
showed those penguin assed bitches how to have some fun
ST:
I can't help it if I stink of sex appeal,
but I won't complain if she wants to cop a feel
AG:
So he left the monastery, went back to pimpin'
when it comes to sex, Special T aint skimpin' cause
ST:
It's God's work I do but I don't wear a collar
I'll tap that ass for 3 Crests and a Dollar
(chorus)
ST:
So now my ass is rich and famous,
AG:
excluding the bondage it's been pretty painless
ST:
I deal in classy exotic girls,
AG:
Special T loves ladies all across the world
ST:
Even got a girlie out in Bangladesh
she really likes it when I stick my tongue up her dress
AG:
But he Still has time for the local flavour,
ST:
give me a cherry condom baby and I'll be your life saver.
The other day I got a call from mama hola
AG:
Our little girl Dawna, so hard to control her.
We were wondering, how much to make her Holler?
ST:
"Same as usual, 3 Crests and a Dollar."
(Dawna Holla, Three Crests and a Dolla)
AG:
Now Special T may have crooked fuckin legs
It's still enough to make your girl sit straight up and beg
ST:
‘Cause you know I only aim to please
all she has to do is give it a little squeeze
But you gotta have my money before I'll come around,
My ass ain't cheap- Sex is expensive in this town
AG:
So remember ladies if you want this baller
you best hook him up with 3 Crests Plus a Dollar!
(CHORUS)