AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics
ST = Special T's lyrics
Originally performed by the Macc Lads
Adapted for shit-hop by BCS
AG
Well, I spent last night trying to dump my girl,
She was clinging to my leg like an old sick turd,
ST
I said your tits are too small
AG
and your legs are too short,
ST
you're about as hot as Mork from Ork,
AG
I can't hear my records when you sit on my face,
And then she mouths off in front of my mates,
(But you told me that you loved me) I never fucking did,
(You used to bring me flowers) Shut your fucking grid,
(You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup,)
You can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on fuck off,
Get stuffed.
ST
Well I took her outside, and we started chatting,
I said tell the boys that and I'll kick your twat in,
AG
Piss off to your mother's 'cos I've had enough,
Say another word, get a boot up your cunt,
ST
You're spotty and your ugly and you smell like Billingsgate,
AG
And then she mouths off in front of my mates...
(But you told me that you loved me) I never fucking did,
(You used to bring me flowers) Shut your fucking grid,
(You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup,)
You can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on fuck off,
Get stuffed.
AG
I stormed off 'cos I was throwin' craze,
I went to the chip truck,
ST
with one foot in the grave,
AG
She got a seven foot dad, Well just about,
And he was going to rip my liver out,
I said here you are grandad,
ST
your turn to hold her,
AG
There's half a pint of gravy and a chip on my shoulder...
(But you told me that you loved me) I never fucking did,
(You used to bring me flowers) Shut your fucking grid,
(You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup,)
You can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on fuck off,
Get stuffed.
I said you can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on fuck off,
Get stuffed
ST = Special T's lyrics
Originally performed by the Macc Lads
Adapted for shit-hop by BCS
AG
Well, I spent last night trying to dump my girl,
She was clinging to my leg like an old sick turd,
ST
I said your tits are too small
AG
and your legs are too short,
ST
you're about as hot as Mork from Ork,
AG
I can't hear my records when you sit on my face,
And then she mouths off in front of my mates,
(But you told me that you loved me) I never fucking did,
(You used to bring me flowers) Shut your fucking grid,
(You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup,)
You can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on fuck off,
Get stuffed.
ST
Well I took her outside, and we started chatting,
I said tell the boys that and I'll kick your twat in,
AG
Piss off to your mother's 'cos I've had enough,
Say another word, get a boot up your cunt,
ST
You're spotty and your ugly and you smell like Billingsgate,
AG
And then she mouths off in front of my mates...
(But you told me that you loved me) I never fucking did,
(You used to bring me flowers) Shut your fucking grid,
(You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup,)
You can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on fuck off,
Get stuffed.
AG
I stormed off 'cos I was throwin' craze,
I went to the chip truck,
ST
with one foot in the grave,
AG
She got a seven foot dad, Well just about,
And he was going to rip my liver out,
I said here you are grandad,
ST
your turn to hold her,
AG
There's half a pint of gravy and a chip on my shoulder...
(But you told me that you loved me) I never fucking did,
(You used to bring me flowers) Shut your fucking grid,
(You acted dead sweet and you called me fluffy pup,)
You can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on fuck off,
Get stuffed.
I said you can cook you can fuck you can do the washing up,
Now I've had enough, come on fuck off,
Get stuffed