AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics
ST = Special T's lyrics
AG:
On with the show and off with the pants
both:
Pants Come Off is the name of the dance
ST:
its a hit song, straight from the bong, to make ya cough
AG:
we got this new dance we call the pants come off
and you'll find we spit rhymes so fine, in no time
you'll be out of your panties with your hands down mine
and now i'd like to pass the mic to T
do the pants come off
ST:
professionally
get down on ya knees, i got enough dick cheese you could chew it
and you'll do it, blow a bubble like it was juicy fru-it
you blew it, when i'm done with you you're spewin fluid
AG:
snottin semen through your nose like youve been doin' glue hits
hittin your slot like i was at casino rama
spit on the mic, i got your camel toe droolin like a llamma
but i digress,
ST:
show the pants come off to your mamma
her vagina's dried up like quadalajara
underneath a bush, harder to find than osama
oh wait, where was i?
both:
pants come off ya
AG:
on with the show and off with the pants
both:
pants come off is the name of the dance
ST:
pants come off is the name of the dance
AG:
i'm like the motherfuckin lord of the pants
ST:
come off, and i'll make you shake til you break
pants on the floor like oprah on a cake
step right out, don't make the same mistake
i did, it's unsafe, you could break your legs
AG:
haha! when special t smokes marijuana
trips out, of his shoes- hits the floor quicker than madonna
have a nice trip, see you next fall
gimp couldn't do the pants come off at all!
ST:
dammit awesome gorgeous why you breakin my balls?
i snapped in half pushin through my mom's vaginal walls
AG:
oh well she wont be so tight when i'm finished with her
but she looks messy down there, can i borrow your swiffer
wet jet? .. i'm well hung, like saddam hussein
nothin gets me harder than your mom's vericose veins
but i digress,
ST:
yall ain't dancin yet
both:
push down the trousers and pull back the crest
AG:
on with the show and off with the pants
both:
pants come off is the name of the dance
ST:
i'm like the mothafuckin lord of the pants come off..
both
BCS comin' Straight Outta Pants
ST:
well, i'm special t
AG:
and i'm awesome gorgeous
and we be more smokin' than philip fuckin morris
ST:
my legs don't work but i'm hard like chuck norris
bitches always wanna take they pants off for us
like damn,
AG:
with their hands all up on our glands
we all up in your chambers like the wu tang clan
i get my trousers off and you're my biggest fan
ST:
swallow my meat like spam from the can
AG:
on with the show and off with the pants
both:
pants come off is the name of the dance
ST:
i'm like the mothafuckin lord of the pants come off..
both
BCS comin' Straight Outta Pants
AG:
on with the show and off with the pants
both:
pants come off is the name of the dance
ST:
i'm like the mothafuckin lord of the pants come off..
both
BCS comin' Straight Outta Pants
ST = Special T's lyrics
AG:
On with the show and off with the pants
both:
Pants Come Off is the name of the dance
ST:
its a hit song, straight from the bong, to make ya cough
AG:
we got this new dance we call the pants come off
and you'll find we spit rhymes so fine, in no time
you'll be out of your panties with your hands down mine
and now i'd like to pass the mic to T
do the pants come off
ST:
professionally
get down on ya knees, i got enough dick cheese you could chew it
and you'll do it, blow a bubble like it was juicy fru-it
you blew it, when i'm done with you you're spewin fluid
AG:
snottin semen through your nose like youve been doin' glue hits
hittin your slot like i was at casino rama
spit on the mic, i got your camel toe droolin like a llamma
but i digress,
ST:
show the pants come off to your mamma
her vagina's dried up like quadalajara
underneath a bush, harder to find than osama
oh wait, where was i?
both:
pants come off ya
AG:
on with the show and off with the pants
both:
pants come off is the name of the dance
ST:
pants come off is the name of the dance
AG:
i'm like the motherfuckin lord of the pants
ST:
come off, and i'll make you shake til you break
pants on the floor like oprah on a cake
step right out, don't make the same mistake
i did, it's unsafe, you could break your legs
AG:
haha! when special t smokes marijuana
trips out, of his shoes- hits the floor quicker than madonna
have a nice trip, see you next fall
gimp couldn't do the pants come off at all!
ST:
dammit awesome gorgeous why you breakin my balls?
i snapped in half pushin through my mom's vaginal walls
AG:
oh well she wont be so tight when i'm finished with her
but she looks messy down there, can i borrow your swiffer
wet jet? .. i'm well hung, like saddam hussein
nothin gets me harder than your mom's vericose veins
but i digress,
ST:
yall ain't dancin yet
both:
push down the trousers and pull back the crest
AG:
on with the show and off with the pants
both:
pants come off is the name of the dance
ST:
i'm like the mothafuckin lord of the pants come off..
both
BCS comin' Straight Outta Pants
ST:
well, i'm special t
AG:
and i'm awesome gorgeous
and we be more smokin' than philip fuckin morris
ST:
my legs don't work but i'm hard like chuck norris
bitches always wanna take they pants off for us
like damn,
AG:
with their hands all up on our glands
we all up in your chambers like the wu tang clan
i get my trousers off and you're my biggest fan
ST:
swallow my meat like spam from the can
AG:
on with the show and off with the pants
both:
pants come off is the name of the dance
ST:
i'm like the mothafuckin lord of the pants come off..
both
BCS comin' Straight Outta Pants
AG:
on with the show and off with the pants
both:
pants come off is the name of the dance
ST:
i'm like the mothafuckin lord of the pants come off..
both
BCS comin' Straight Outta Pants