Barenaked Ladies

7 8 9

1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 7
And 6 is afraid of 7
Cause 7 ate 9
Nine was minding his business
Talking to 10 about Gordie Howe's clothes
Why 7 ate 9? Nobody knows.
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No Chords
What about 9?
Seven ate nine!
Oh the cat'll have to live with eight lives now
Ronaldo will have to make do
Ever since seven ate 9 it seems
Seems I've got an extra finger and an extra toe too
Seven ate nine!
Once upon a time in our solar system
We couldn't make do without 9
But Pluto's not a planet now, so eight'll do fine.
Oh the cat'll have to do with 8 lives now
And the Chinese will be out of luck
Vampires will have to think of some other method
Cause without their canines, how will they suck?
Seven ate nine!
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No Chords
What about nine?
Seven ate nine!
Seven ate nine!
Seven ate nine!
Seven ate nine!