Barenaked Ladies

^Am 1, 2, 3 and 4 ^Dm more makes 7
And ^E 6 is afraid of 7
Cause 7 ate 9 ^Am
A Nine was minding his ^Dm business
Talking to ^E 10 about Gordie Howe's c ^Am lothes
^E Why 7 ate 9? Nobody k ^Am nows.
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What about 9?
Seven ate nine ^Am !
^Dm Oh the cat'll have to live with ^E eight lives now
^Dm Ronaldo will have to make d ^E o
^Dm Ever since seven ate ^E 9 it seems
^Dm Seems I've got an extra finger and an extra toe t ^E oo
Seven ate nine ^Am !
^Am Once upon a time in our ^Dm solar system
^E We couldn't make do without ^Am 9
^E But Pluto's not a planet now, so eight'll do f ^Am ine.
^Dm Oh the cat'll have to do with ^E 8 lives now
^Dm And the Chinese will be out of l ^E uck
^Dm Vampires will have to think of s ^E ome other method
^Dm Cause without their canines, ^E how will they suck?
Seven ate nin ^Am e!
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What about nine?
Seven ate nin ^Am e!
Seven ate nin ^Am e!
Seven ate nin ^Am e!
^E Seven ate nin ^Am e!