Bob And Tom

Spoken:
Listen up, fellas
This is just for you
It's the brand new dance where you drop your pants

There's a new craze, it's a sensation
Every guy is doing it across the nation
First thing you do, take off your clothes
Get ready to strut, get ready to pose
Grab your package, tuck it away
Between your legs is where you want it to stay

Do the vag (the vag! Come on, give it a whirl!)
Do the vag (the vag! Pretend that you're a girl!)
Do the vag (the vag! You're a macho hunk!)
Do the vag (the vag! Nobody sees your junk!)

Make sure it's not becoming a rock
Do the vag (yeah, you're looking vagtastic!)

Your friends will laugh, 'cause it's so funny
You'll look like a hairy Playboy Bunny
Look in the mirror, where's your weenie?
It disappeared like you're Houdini
It's really cool, it's out of sight
Do the vag every day and night

Do the vag (the vag! Man, you've got it working!)
Do the vag (Oh, the vag! You can't see your gurkin'!)
Do the vag (the vag! Show your buddies in the shower)
Do the vag (the vag! You've got vag power!)

Your friends will say you must be gay
Do the vag (Use your vagination!)
Don't do the twist, don't do the hustle
(Do the vag and hide that love muscle!)

Forget the rumba and the Macarena
(Just boogie down without your genetalia!)

Do the vag (the vag! It's better than the tango!)
Do the vag (the vag! Don't wonder where'd your wango)
Do the vag (the vag! From the back we see your heinie)
Do the vag (the vag! From the front, you've got a geinie!)

For a big surprise, tuck it between your thighs
Do the vag (vag! Vag! Vag! Vag! Vag!)

Hey, Romeo, you've got a camel toe
Do the vag!