R.E.M.

^A I ^G know ^D you
^A I ^G know you've ^D seen her
^A She's a ^G sad t ^D omato
^A She's three ^G miles of bad ^D road
^A Walking ^G down the ^D street
^A Will I ^G never meet ^D her?
^A She's a ^G real woman- ^D child
^A Oh my ^G kiss breath t ^D urpentine
^{B E} I ^A am ^G smit ^A ten
^E I'm the ^A real ^G thing (I'm the real thing)
^E Have you ^A seen her ^G come ^A around?
^G My crush with eyeliner
^A I' ^G m i ^D mbibed
^A I'm ^G infatu ^D ated
^A It's all ^G too much pr ^D essure
^A She's all ^G that I can ^D take
^A What position ^G should I ^D wear?
^A Cop ^G an a ^D ttitude? (Fake her)
^A How can ^G I conv ^D ince her? (Fake her)
^A That I'm ^G invented ^D too, yeah
^{B E} I ^A am ^G smit ^A ten
^E I'm the ^A real ^G thing (I'm the real thing)
^E We ^A all ^G invent ^A ourselves
^G and you know me
BRIDGE: B,A (2x) D,high E,G
(Solo over bridge):

^A Yeah, she's a ^G sad t ^D omato
^A She's three ^G miles of bad ^D road
^A She's her ^G own in ^D vention (She's her own invention)
^A That gets me ^G in the t ^D hroat
^A What can I ^G make my ^D self be?
^A Life ^G is s ^D trange, yeah (Life is strange)
^A What can I ^G make my ^D self be (Fake her)
^A To ^G make her ^D mine?
^{B E} I ^A am ^G smitt ^A en
^E I'll ^A do a ^G nything (I'll do anything)
^E A ^A kiss breath ^G turpent ^A ine,
^G my crush with eyeliner
^E I ^A am ^G smitt ^A en
^E You ^A know ^G me (Yeah, you know me)
^E I ^A could be your ^G Franken ^A stein
^G my crush with eyeliner
^E I ^A am ^G smit ^A ten
^E I'm the ^A real ^G thing (I'm the real thing)
^E Won't ^A you be my ^G valen ^A tine?
^G My crush with eyeliner
^{E A G A E A G E A G A G} End on E.