R.E.M.

^D Make your money with a suit and tie
^A Make your money with a t ^B rue d ^A enial
^C Make your money with expert advice, ^G
G If y ^A ou can w ^B ing ^A it (before chorus hold 1st A on this line)
^D Make your money with a power ply
^A Make your money with a ^B buyout ^A bribe
^C Make it lie ^{G G} as ^A long as you ^B mean ^A it
Chorus:
^G I'm not ^C King of Comedy ^G
G Grease the pig, ^C give a squeeze ^G (squeeze me)
^D Make your money with exploitation
^A Make it holy ill ^B umin ^A ation
^C Say a prayer at every station ^G
G Don't forget to ^A ask for ^B mer ^A cy
^D Make your money with a pretty face
^A Make it easy with product ^B place ^A ment
^C Make it charged with controversy ^G
G I'm straight, I'm ^A queer, I'm ^B bi ^A
G I'm not ^C king of comedy ^G ,
^G I'm not your ^C magazine, ^G
G I'm not your ^C television ^G
D Make your money, make it rich
^A make it young and make ^B it ^A quick
^C Make your money on the jukebox, baby, ^G
G let's ^A pick ^B up ^A sticks
^D Make your enemies make your moves
^A Make your critics stum ^B ble ^A through
^C Make it smart and make it schmooze ^G
G Make it ^A look ^B eas ^A y
^G I'm not ^C king of comedy ^G ,
^G I'm not your ^C magazine, ^G
G I'm not your ^C television ^G
G I'm not your ^C movie screen ^G
G I'm not comm ^C odity ^G (all together now)
^G I'm not comm ^C odity ^G
G I'm not comm ^C odity ^G
G I'm not comm ^C odity ^G
G I'm not comm ^C odity ^G