E Please allow me to introd D uce myself, I'm a A man of wealth and t E aste
E I've been around for lon D g, long years I've st A olen many a man's soul and f E aith
E I was around when Jes D us Christ had His m A oments of doubt and p E ain
E I made damn sure that P D ilate washed his ha A nds and sealed his f E ate
B Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my na E me,
but what's p B uzzling you, is the nature of my g E ame
E I stuck around St. P D etersburg when I s A aw it was time for a c E hange
E I killed the Czar and his m D inisters, Anast A asia screamed in v E ain
E I rode a tank, held a g D en'ral's rank,
when the b A litzkrieg raged and the b E odies stank
B Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my na E me,
but what's p B uzzling you, is the nature of my g E ame
E I watched with glee while your k D ings and queens,
fought for t A en decades for the g E ods they made
E I shouted out "Who killed the K D ennedys?", when after a A ll it was you and E me
E So let me please introd D uce myself, I am a m A an of wealth and t E aste
E And I lay traps for tr D oubadours, who get k A illed before they r E each Bombay
B Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my na E me,
but what's c B onfusing you, is the nature of my g E ame
E Just as every cop is c D riminal, and all the s A inners, S E aints
E As heads is tails, just call me L D ucifer, 'cause I'm in n A eed of some restr E aint
As E heads , is , tails , just , call , me D Lucifer , 'cause , I'mi A in , need , of , some , restraint E
E So if you meet me, have some c D ourtesy, have some s A ympathy and some t E aste
E Use all your well-learned pol D itesse, or I'll l A ay your soul to w E aste
B Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my na E me,
but what's p B uzzling you, is the nature of my g E ame