Written by: Tom Petty
Well who you callin' Moon Pie, my real name is Richard
I live in a little town you've probably never been to before
There's a post office surrounded with gardenias
And a pair of mud flaps waggling out my door
I don't know what I want to say next but somebody's got to help me
Nobody knows I'm here
Oh please don't call me Moon Pie, my real name is Richard
Well who you callin' Moon Pie, my real name is Richard
I live in a little town you've probably never been to before
There's a post office surrounded with gardenias
And a pair of mud flaps waggling out my door
I don't know what I want to say next but somebody's got to help me
Nobody knows I'm here
Oh please don't call me Moon Pie, my real name is Richard