Weird Al Yankovic

^Bm C ²²⁴⁴³² (x32010)
E (022100)
F#/D (200033)
NOTE: Not too sure about Bm in the chorus -
sounds okay, but G chord works pretty fine as well???
couldn't figure that out myself, so play whatever you feel like the best!
Intro (same as verses):
^{D F#m7 G D} four times
^{G G A D}
(Little melody played along with intro and verses)

Verse 1:
^D Down in the ^F#m7 workshop all the e ^G lves were making ^D toys
For the ^G good Gentile ^G girls and the g ^A ood Gentile ^D boys
When the ^D boss busted ^F#m7 in, nearly ^G scared 'em half to ^D death
He had a ^G rifle in his ^G hands and cheap ^A whiskey on his ^D breath
Verse 2:
From his beard to his boots, he was covered in ammo
Like a big, fat, drunk, disgruntled, Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all! Now you're all gonna die!"
Chorus:
^Bm The ^D night ^Bm Santa went ^D crazy
^Bm The ^D night Saint ^A Nick went ^D insane
^Bm Rea ^D lized he'd been ^Bm getting a ^D raw deal
^Bm Something ^D finally must have ^A snapped in his ^D brain
Verse 3:
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
Pre-chorus 1:
^D He got Dasher and Dancer with an old German luger
And he ^G slashed ^F#/D up Dasher just l ^A ike Freddy ^D Kreuger
^D And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he ^G took a bi ^F#/D g bite, and said " ^A It tastes just like ^D chicken!"