Allo Darlin'

If I could buy you anything I wanted this Christmas
I would get the Academy to give you an Oscar for your script
Even though you haven't built a single set
I know it's my favorite movie yet.
Well, I don't have any money
And I won't have any soon
I could be like Mata Hari and seduce and oil tycoon
He would give me a million pounds in a big suitcase
You and I would have our first Christmas in space
Space Christmas
Space Christmas
Maybe it'd be better if I didn't spend at all
Sometimes the bestest presents don't cost anything at all
I could phone the radio and dedicate a song to you
What would I choose?
You, you, you, you, you, you
I'm naturally competitive,
I can't help it.
So I want my gift to be better
Than the ones from your old girlfriends
Just so you will know I'm better than the rest
Because my darling,
I love you the best.
I love you the best.
I love you the best.
I love you the best.
I love you the best.
I love you the best.
I love you the best.
I love you the best.
I love you the best.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas