Barenaked Ladies

^G All around the ^Em room your things are ^Bm placed
And next to you he fills the space ^G
And so it ^Em seems your saving ^Bm grace is only saving face
^G The pictures of ^Em the two of you o ^Bm n holiday, on honeymoon
^G You thought that he was ^Em wanting you,
^Bm But he was only wanting you to
^A Let ^Bm him ^C off ^F the hook
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G} He was your ^Em imaginary ^Bm friend,
^Bm You were partners til the ^G end
Then something ^Em bends, and then it ^Bm breaks, your worst mistake
Accepting ^G enemies on ^Em bended knees; ^Bm a litany of tragedies,
You're ^G vexed, it seems you're ^Em hexed and after ^Bm sex he expects
You'll let him ^A off ^Bm the ^C hook ^F til
G Em D C (open)
Something that you heard while you were sleeping left you
^G Shaken ^Em while he ^D stirred. When you ^C awaken you will
^G Make him ^Em eat his ^A words ^Bm right ^C off ^F the ^G hook ^{Em Bm G Em Bm
G} The credit card ^Em receipts, the dirty ^Bm sheets
The souvenirs of men who cheat ^G
It all makes ^Em sense - with each ^Bm offense
You wanted to believe him
^G He could get ^Em away with murder ^Bm one,
And you would clean the smoking gun ^G
With every ^Em crime, you bought each ^Bm line,
But not this time, you'll make him
^A Eat ^Bm his ^C words ^F cause
G Em D C(open)
Something that you heard while you were sleeping left you
^G Shaken ^Em while he ^D stirred
C(open)
When you awaken you will
^G Make him ^Em eat his ^A words ^Bm right ^C off ^F the hook
^G Ev ^Em ery ^Bm Time, ^G Hook ^Em and ^Bm line
^G Ev ^Em ery ^Bm time, ^G Hook ^Em and ^A line ^{Bm C F}
G Em D C(open)
Something that you heard while you were sleeping left you
^G Shaken ^Em while he ^D stirred
C(open)
When you awaken you will
^G Make him ^Em eat his, ^A make h ^Bm im ^C eat ^F his
^G Words while ^Em he's ^D alone,
C(open)
Cause you won't be around and
G Em A Bm C F G Em D C(open)
From now on the phone stays off the hook
^G Hook ^Em and ^D line, ^{C
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