Bastro

Guapo Diablo German-Mexican hybrid
Knows the Mercator's a lie
Knows this county's clean and that one's not
Bourbon's dry and Christian's not

Guapo Diablo

Guapo Diablo knows reader-friendly
I'll show you friendly
With a tube of glue you got a cube display
I know folks who'd dump in that thing
I know folks who'd dump in that thing
I know folks who'd dump in that thing

Guapo Diablo, Diablo