D , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , . , .
INTRO: (Intro riff x2)
VERSE 1:
D (intro riff)
I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored.
D (intro riff)
I been John O'Hara'd, McNamara'd.
I been G Rolling Stoned and F Beatled G 'til I'm A blind.
I been D Ayn Randed, nearly branded
G Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed.
A D (bar7)
That's the hand I use, well, never mind!
VERSE 2: (as before)
I been Phil Spectored, resurrected.
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered.
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay.
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce,
And all my wealth won't buy me health,
So I smoke a pint of tea a day.
INTERLUDE:
D I knew a man, his brain was so G small,
He couldn't think of nothing at A all.
He's not the same as you and D me.
He doesn't dig poe G try.
He's so unhip that when you say A Dylan,
He thinks you're talking about Dylan D Thomas,
Whoever he was. G
The man ain't got no A culture,
But it's alright, Ma, everybody must get stoned.
VERSE 3: (as before)
I been Mick Jaggered, silver daggered.
Andy Warhol, won't you please come home?
I been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled,
Been Roy Haleed and Art Garfunkeled.
I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone.
ENDING: (repeat intro riff to fade)
CHORDS:
D : 057775
D (bar7) : 00777(10)
G : 5x5433
F : 3x3211
A : 7x7655
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