I'm bout take you on a journey I know nothing about
Throwing Jelly beans into my pet blobs mouth
They call me a boy cause I got no name
I don't think I ever covered a puzzle game (You did Tetris, faggot!)
But, on with the comical lyrics and such
No time for pausing Blobalonia needs us
Come on blob we need to go in this hole
what the fuck blob where did you go?
...This isn't a good start to our friendship.
I'm a blob The jelly bean king
Strong like Popeye when you give me to me
I'll transform into a rocket and burn the whole town
You'll think your in Japan, fuckin' tearing you down
...Not Cool Blob, not cool
Here I come, saving the day
My Blob is with me Yay
when people walk down the street they say "that's his blob"
Cause he's my blob hes with me
No time to stop and stare
I need a damn ladder, get over here
Take the ketchup bean and take position
(I'll do it for some licorice), Man, quit bitchin
Jelly beans don't grow on trees so don't stress
There ain't a game genie in my nes
We've gotta save Blobalonia before its too late
oh he ran off again just great
...Seriously, blob? Two times in one song? You ain't even fuckin' funny anymore.
You need an umbrella break out the vanilla
Punch bean I'll bust a hole like Godzilla
Cinnamon blow torch burnin' you all down
to the ground, motherfucker I ain't messing around
...Thanks a lot, blob. Way to make a happy song angry
Here I come, saving the day
My Blob is with me Yay
when people walk down the street they say "that's his blob"
Cause he's my blob hes with me
Throwing Jelly beans into my pet blobs mouth
They call me a boy cause I got no name
I don't think I ever covered a puzzle game (You did Tetris, faggot!)
But, on with the comical lyrics and such
No time for pausing Blobalonia needs us
Come on blob we need to go in this hole
what the fuck blob where did you go?
...This isn't a good start to our friendship.
I'm a blob The jelly bean king
Strong like Popeye when you give me to me
I'll transform into a rocket and burn the whole town
You'll think your in Japan, fuckin' tearing you down
...Not Cool Blob, not cool
Here I come, saving the day
My Blob is with me Yay
when people walk down the street they say "that's his blob"
Cause he's my blob hes with me
No time to stop and stare
I need a damn ladder, get over here
Take the ketchup bean and take position
(I'll do it for some licorice), Man, quit bitchin
Jelly beans don't grow on trees so don't stress
There ain't a game genie in my nes
We've gotta save Blobalonia before its too late
oh he ran off again just great
...Seriously, blob? Two times in one song? You ain't even fuckin' funny anymore.
You need an umbrella break out the vanilla
Punch bean I'll bust a hole like Godzilla
Cinnamon blow torch burnin' you all down
to the ground, motherfucker I ain't messing around
...Thanks a lot, blob. Way to make a happy song angry
Here I come, saving the day
My Blob is with me Yay
when people walk down the street they say "that's his blob"
Cause he's my blob hes with me